Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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