haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot