he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life