Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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