idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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