I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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