I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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