your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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