My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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