Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He did a backflip because drugs
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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