would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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