Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
