why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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