Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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