When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You ruined the universe
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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