I just pynch a tree in the face
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize