I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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