I can tuck mytits in my pants
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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