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WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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