On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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