Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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