thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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