Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
how drunk are you?
Several
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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