windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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