I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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