I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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