Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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