evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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