he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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