I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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