the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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