i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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