its not stalking. its research.
we made out on top of his cat.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
