there's paper in my vomit.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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