shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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