I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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