He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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