ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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