Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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