drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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