It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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