you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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