Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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