Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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