dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
