i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
