quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
