i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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