my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
whose parrot is this?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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