wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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