awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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