Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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