im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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