You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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