Say something about gay babies.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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