This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
dude. I can hear the air.
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