I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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