someone get that fucking seahorse.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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